00:00
00:00
Coffeeandhoney13
I'm tired of cringe 11 year olds on here. Get the fuck off this is for people born BEFORE 2007.

Walt Creole @Coffeeandhoney13

Age 24

Speedrun Enthusiast

Orleans, France

Joined on 8/8/20

Level:
7
Exp Points:
457 / 550
Exp Rank:
> 100,000
Vote Power:
4.90 votes
Rank:
Civilian
Global Rank:
> 100,000
Blams:
0
Saves:
16
B/P Bonus:
0%
Whistle:
Normal
Medals:
100

Coffeeandhoney13's News

Posted by Coffeeandhoney13 - April 25th, 2021


I'M BACK! I'M BACK! YOU KNOW IT!

YOU KNOW I'M BACK, I'M BACK, SCAM-ON!

Nobody cares about me, and that's okay.

I am back, but only here to say

"I wish you all a horrible day"

To that, the others will reply

"Get out of my house you dumbass!"

And to that, I say

"I'm going to shove a plunger up your bum hole"


Tags:

Posted by Coffeeandhoney13 - January 26th, 2021


July 22nd, 2008.

Entry #1-

Classification: C-Class Anomaly

Today was another hot summer day.

Me and my friend Nick went into the woods near my house and found a strange arving on a tree.

It looked like it said "8/27/89".

What happened then?


Tags:

Posted by Coffeeandhoney13 - December 24th, 2020


Whaddup my broskis?

It's me! Teaandjelly14!

Wrong account!


Tags:

Posted by Coffeeandhoney13 - December 11th, 2020


How are ya'?

I've been working on a rom hack of Earthbound where you play as Bitler.

It's in the works, and when it's finished i'll upload it to starmen.net

My @ there is The Co-Host


Tags:

1

Posted by Coffeeandhoney13 - November 16th, 2020


Y'know, the one that goes like:

“Hello? Hello, hello! Uh, I wanted to record a message for you, to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I’m...finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact so...I know it can be a little overwhelming, but i’m here to tell you: there’s nothing to worry about, uhh, you’ll do fine! So...let’s just focus on getting you through your first week. Ok? Uh...let’s see. First there’s an introductory greeting from the company i’m supposed to read. Eeh it’s kind of a legal thing, you know. ‘Welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza: a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon the discovery of the damage or death has occurred, a missing person’s report will be filed within ninety days or as soon as property and premise have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached and the carpets have been replaced. Blah, blah, blah.’ Now that might sound bad, I know, but there’s really nothing to worry about! Uhh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No! If I were forced to sing...those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I’d probably be a bit irritable at night too. So remember: these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and you need to show them a little respect. Right? Ok. So just be aware: the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uhh, they’re left with some kind of ‘free-roaming mode’ at night. Uhhh...something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long? Uhh...they used to wander during the day too, but then there was the bite of '87. Yeah... it’s amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, ya know? Now concerning your safety: the only real risk to you as the night watchmen here, if any, is the fact that these characters...uhh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won’t recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without it's costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at at Freddy Fazzbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazzbear suit. Um, Now that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires and animatronic devices especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort... and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when the pop out the front of the mask, heh. Y-yeah they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, goodnight.

What's this from?


Tags:

3

Posted by Coffeeandhoney13 - November 14th, 2020


░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░██████████████████

░░░░░░░░░░░░████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░████

░░░░░░░░░░██░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░██

░░░░░░░░░░██░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░██

░░░░░░░░██░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░██

░░░░░░░░██░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░██████░░░░██

░░░░░░░░██░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░██████░░░░██

░░░░░░░░██░░░░██████░░░░██░░░░██████░░░░██

░░░░░░░░░░██░░░░░░░░░░██████░░░░░░░░░░██

░░░░░░░░████░░██░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░██░░████

░░░░░░░░██░░░░██████████████████████░░░░██

░░░░░░░░██░░░░░░██░░██░░██░░██░░██░░░░░░██

░░░░░░░░░░████░░░░██████████████░░░░████

░░░░░░░░██████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░██████████

░░░░░░██░░██████████████████████████████░░██

░░░░████░░██░░░░██░░░░░░██░░░░░░██░░░░██░░████

░░░░██░░░░░░██░░░░██████░░██████░░░░██░░░░░░██

░░██░░░░████░░██████░░░░██░░░░██████░░████░░░░██

░░██░░░░░░░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░██

░░██░░░░░░░░░░██░░██░░░░░░░░░░██░░██░░░░░░░░░░██

░░░░██░░░░░░██░░░░████░░░░░░████░░░░██░░░░░░██

░░░░░░████░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░░░██░░░░██░░████

░░░░░░░░██████░░░░██████████████░░░░██████

░░░░░░░░░░████░░░░██████████████░░░░████

░░░░░░░░██████████████████████████████████

░░░░░░░░████████████████░░████████████████

░░░░░░░░░░████████████░░░░░░████████████

░░░░░░██████░░░░░░░░██░░░░░░██░░░░░░░░██████

░░░░░░██░░░░░░░░░░████░░░░░░████░░░░░░░░░░██

░░░░░░░░██████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░██████████

womp womp womp womp

iu_194361_8135909.gif

i need help somebody needs to call the police


1

Posted by Coffeeandhoney13 - November 13th, 2020


Well, i just wanna thank all of you sinners for following me!

And the world has already been fucked, so know your limits

-Sincerely, Rebel.


Posted by Coffeeandhoney13 - November 13th, 2020


If any of you sinners out there wanna collaborate on a project, just message me and we can discuss it,

-Sincerely, Rebel


Tags:

Posted by Coffeeandhoney13 - November 4th, 2020


Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.Get Out Of My Head.


Tags:

1

Posted by Coffeeandhoney13 - November 1st, 2020


If anyone has any questions for me, or just wants to talk to me, you can always send messages to me.

no matter what it is, i will try to respond to it.

and we are all bound to the earth! -Rebel "Hominid" Wilt


Tags:

2